wee, assposter!

i wants it! *gimme hands* mmm, mewes crack. but can i afford to spend 25 bucks on that? sadly, no. i must use that money to pay for frivolous things like food, electricity, and rent (which i just found out is going up a hundred bucks in july. faaaaaark. landlords really fuck you up the ass here in ny. and NOT in the pr0nny good way. aargh.


*hauls ass to monster.com* need. real job. now. please.