who's with me

i am really, really ready for some grand adventure. and when i say grand, i mean frivolous and ridiculous and thoroughly awesome. bring me all your conventions and concerts and fangirls and meet and greets and signings and fangirls, too.

i need to get out of here, and go scream and laugh, get a little drunk, make an ass out of myself in front of a celebrity or two and you, and then scream and laugh some more. i need to see your faces, and pile into a hotel room, and not shower and eat at diners and tell stories.

let's just go.

now that i've regained consciousness

guess who just got a bill from the IRS for $22,000.


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAWHAT.

they are under some deluded impression that i didn't pay any taxes last year. :|