now that i've regained consciousness

[koncupiscence]

guess who just got a bill from the IRS for $22,000.


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAWHAT.

they are under some deluded impression that i didn't pay any taxes last year. :|

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[drinkingstars.livejournal.com]

!!!!!!!!!!!

[koncupiscence.livejournal.com]

aksdjf;alkjsfdlk!

[philosiraptors.livejournal.com]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT WHAT. I hope that gets cleared up REALLY SOON FOR YOU.

[koncupiscence.livejournal.com]

ME TOO. calling the IRS is sure to be GOOD TIEMS today. O_o

[wasoncedelight.livejournal.com]

WHAAAAAT.

[koncupiscence.livejournal.com]

it's so fucking ridiculous that after the initial PANIC all i could do was laugh. and laugh.

and laugh some more, bc WHAT.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_ming/]

WHAT IN THE HOWWWWWWW FFFFUUUHHHH. D:

[koncupiscence.livejournal.com]

i have no idea! and what's funny is that i'm the one that pays the taxes here at work! SO I KNOW THEY'VE BEEN PAID.

ugh, away to the copier and fax machine i go!

[morebliss.livejournal.com]

Jesus! *sporks them* *hugs you*

[koncupiscence.livejournal.com]

extra sporkings, indeed! somebody screwed up, BUT IT WASN'T ME.

[bunniewabbit.livejournal.com]

Ho. Lee. Shit.

[koncupiscence.livejournal.com]

RIGHT?!?! for a moment there i saw all hope for my future house just VANISH.

[slightlytricky.livejournal.com]

Dear IRS.

Um. No.

No loves.

[koncupiscence.livejournal.com]

STABBINATION OMG.

[secrethappiness.livejournal.com]

krit, that's more money than i make in one year. :\

i hope you get this settled soon.

[koncupiscence.livejournal.com]

i kept blinking at the paper, the words 'penalties' and 'interest' swirling in and out of my vision. :|

[msilverstar]

WTF? one of my other LJ friends is being audited! You'd think they'd go after the people with actual MONEY, dammit.

[koncupiscence.livejournal.com]

i hate doing my taxes, so i wasn't all that surprised to discover i goofed something up.

EXCEPT FOR HOW THEY ARE ON DRUGS AND IT WASN'T MY MISTAKE AT ALL. now i just have the annoying task of having to call the IRS. fun.

[azewewish.livejournal.com]

HOLY FUCKING CRAZINESS BATMAN!!!!

[koncupiscence.livejournal.com]

TWENTY-TWO THOUSAND DOLLARS!!! WHAAAAAAAAAAAT.

[rossetti.livejournal.com]

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMM?????????????????

[koncupiscence.livejournal.com]

EXACTALLY O_O

[berreh.livejournal.com]

@_______________@


Hopefully they will realize the error of their ways!

[koncupiscence.livejournal.com]

they had better! my favorite part of the letter was how they 'corrected' my tax form for me, yet they had my W2! right there! WTFOMGBBQ.

[yourealwaysmine.livejournal.com]

:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(

[koncupiscence.livejournal.com]

so fucking ridic, it's laughable.

[kiltsandlollies.livejournal.com]

NOW THERE'S A WAY TO END THE DAY, YES?

[koncupiscence.livejournal.com]

THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT! :D

[mmm-cake.livejournal.com]

this happened to my mom the last two years. i can't remember the reason but it was something her financial adviser cleared up right away - he just wrote a letter (for $150, naturally) and it went away.

i hope you get it straightened out soon!

[koncupiscence.livejournal.com]

thanks! and yeah, i'm not too worried about it getting cleared up. i have my W2 and my tax form; it's all pretty straightforward. it must just be some sort of wacky clerical error on their part. i'm just hoping i don't have to jump through a zillion hoops to get it fixed. =\

[http://users.livejournal.com/desertelf_/]

Send them Monopoly money.

[koncupiscence.livejournal.com]

and some of those waxy chocolate gold coins!

[sterlingirl.livejournal.com]

How is that even possible? o.O

...

Yeah, I'm still o.O

[koncupiscence.livejournal.com]

it's pretty ridonkulous, yes.

[bunnysquee.livejournal.com]

i'm sorry, but i laughed ... i'm sure you'll sort them out.