meme-o-rama

[koncupiscence]

stolen from everyone:

You name three people. I have to pick one to push off a cliff, one to marry, and one to have sex with.


yoinked from bodygardener:

Bold the things you've never done. And then add one at the end that you've never done.

I've Never Smoked Pot
I've Never Kissed A Member Of The Opposite Sex
I've Never Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
I've Never Crashed A Friend's Car
I've Never Been To Japan
I've Never Been In A Taxi
I've Never Been In Love
I've Never Had Sex In Public
I've Never Been Dumped
I've Never Done Cocaine
I've Never Shoplifted
I've Never Been Fired
I've Never Been In A Fist Fight
I've Never Had Group Intercourse
I've Never Snuck Out Of My Parent's House
I've Never Been Tied Up
I've Never Regretted Having Sex With Someone
I've Never Been Arrested
I've Never Made Out With A Stranger
I've Never Stolen Something From My Job
I've Never Celebrated New Years In Time Square (and i never want to. blech.)
I've Never Gone On A Blind Date
I've Never Lied To A Friend
I've Never Had A Crush On A Teacher
I've Never Celebrated Mardi Gras In New Orleans
I've Never Been To Europe
I've Never Skipped School
I've Never Slept With A Co-Worker
I've Never Cut Myself On Purpose
I've Never Had Sex At The Office
I've Never Been Married
I've Never Been Divorced
I've Never Had Sex With More Than One Person Within The Same Week
I've Never Posed Nude
I've Never Gotten Someone Drunk Just To Have Sex With Them
I've Never Killed Anyone
I've Never Received Scars From My Sex Partner
I've Never Thrown Up In A Bar
I've Never Purposely Set A Part Of Myself On Fire
I've Never Eaten Sushi
I've Never Been Snowboarding
I've Never Had Sex At A Friend's House While They Were Throwing A Party
I've Never Had Sex In A Dressing Room
I've Never Flashed Anyone
I've Never Met Anyone from Online
I've Never Been Pregnant
I've Never Had Sex on a Beach

Comments

[ruckiss.livejournal.com]

I'm sure a few people will list these choices, but Orlando, Jude and Rhada. Go! And you've shoplifted! Holy Moly! Well, I never...

[koncupiscence.livejournal.com]

hrmm... tricksy.

sadly, jude gets the cliff. and then... WAH. um... okay. sex w/orli, marriage w/radha.

And you've shoplifted!

only twice. once was a arm band/bracelet thingy from venice beach and the other was a keychain. both items were overwhelmingly unsupervised and practically asking to be taken. so i did. ah, youth.

[ruckiss.livejournal.com]

Okay, characters this time:

Teddy Duchamp, Gordy Lachance (I think that's how you spell it), and Chris Chambers.

Jack, Will Turner, Elizabeth.

Merry, Pippin, Frodo.

Jordan Catalano, Angela Chase, Ricky/Rayanne (it's cheating, I know, but I don't know how to separate them).

Zach, Natalie, and Peter (or their characters, respectively).

aaaaannnnnddddd GO!

[koncupiscence.livejournal.com]

ooooh, good ones!

~ okay, contrary to my fifteen year old self, thirty (ish) year old me would toss teddy off the cliff. i guess i'd marry gordie because, you know, a wil wheaton/richard dryfus thing ain't bad. and therefore i'd have lots of hot sex with chris (i initially wanted to marry chris, but then i remembered he dies. and i'm selfish and want to grow old with someone).

~ jack, will, or elizabeth? next to impossible to decide ajklsfa;js!!! .................... okay. i shall marry my pirate, will, that is. and i think i'll shag elizabeth, cuz... you know, keira. :D but the teeth and smell and overall health hazard that is jack is kinda freaking me out, so... besides, he's used to going over cliffs and surviving. afterall, he's captain jack sparrow, mate.

~ okay, definitely marrying merry. :p and i think i'll have hot silly sex with pippin. frodo can angst and pout all he wants as he's falling off the cliff (no doubt sam would be waiting at the bottom for him).

~ ricky/rayanne, as much as i adore them, are getting drop-kicked. too high maintenance. jordon would be for sex. definitely, for sex. yes, sex indeed. oh, god, yes. mmmhmmm. yes. oh, catalano, yes. sex, lots and lots of sex. guh...

sorry, where was i? oh, right. and i'd marry angela.

~ ooh, this is a tough one, too. okay as gs characters: cliff to zach :(, shag peter, marry natalie. as themselves: marry zach, shag peter, cliff natalie.

*cartwheels* :D

[teawithbears.livejournal.com]

You had sex in public ahahahahahahaha awesome.

Coming back to do the other meme in a sec.

[koncupiscence.livejournal.com]

yes, several times, in fact. again, i say, ahhh youth. :p

so does revenge taste as sweet as people say? O_O *FISTOMFG*

[teawithbears.livejournal.com]

BETTER OMG!!!!

[teawithbears.livejournal.com]

Okay, meme.


Orlando #1:




Orlando #2:




Orlando #3:




:D

OMFG U SUCK HOR!!1@!

[koncupiscence.livejournal.com]

i... *headdesk*

every time i make a decision i stop and change it. URGHALKSJFAJSDAJREFUUUUUCK.

okay.

i'm definitely marrying potc premiere orli, in the chucks with the pants and the belt and the curls and the nnnngh.

i think b/w 'baby orli glee' (as i call him) is going to go cliff diving. but only after i've kissed him sweetly goodbye. *tear* [part of my reasoning behind this is because this orli (baby orli, filming orli, faux orli) is viggo's orli (to me). whereas the other two are not so much and can therefore be ALL MINE. good god, i've thought too much about this.]

and thus, i'm going to shag the hell out of wellington belly poke orli. cuz, come on, just look at 'im! the boxers, the tat, the playfulness, the curls peaking out, the nipple. *licks* mmmmmMMMmmmmmyis.

\o/ & <333

Re: OMFG U SUCK HOR!!1@!

[teawithbears.livejournal.com]

there now, wasn't that fun? yes, yes it was, for everone.

see, when *i* decide to torture someone, at least *i* provide soothing visuals.

:P