meme-o-rama

[koncupiscence]

stolen from everyone:

You name three people. I have to pick one to push off a cliff, one to marry, and one to have sex with.


yoinked from bodygardener:

Bold the things you've never done. And then add one at the end that you've never done.

I've Never Smoked Pot
I've Never Kissed A Member Of The Opposite Sex
I've Never Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
I've Never Crashed A Friend's Car
I've Never Been To Japan
I've Never Been In A Taxi
I've Never Been In Love
I've Never Had Sex In Public
I've Never Been Dumped
I've Never Done Cocaine
I've Never Shoplifted
I've Never Been Fired
I've Never Been In A Fist Fight
I've Never Had Group Intercourse
I've Never Snuck Out Of My Parent's House
I've Never Been Tied Up
I've Never Regretted Having Sex With Someone
I've Never Been Arrested
I've Never Made Out With A Stranger
I've Never Stolen Something From My Job
I've Never Celebrated New Years In Time Square (and i never want to. blech.)
I've Never Gone On A Blind Date
I've Never Lied To A Friend
I've Never Had A Crush On A Teacher
I've Never Celebrated Mardi Gras In New Orleans
I've Never Been To Europe
I've Never Skipped School
I've Never Slept With A Co-Worker
I've Never Cut Myself On Purpose
I've Never Had Sex At The Office
I've Never Been Married
I've Never Been Divorced
I've Never Had Sex With More Than One Person Within The Same Week
I've Never Posed Nude
I've Never Gotten Someone Drunk Just To Have Sex With Them
I've Never Killed Anyone
I've Never Received Scars From My Sex Partner
I've Never Thrown Up In A Bar
I've Never Purposely Set A Part Of Myself On Fire
I've Never Eaten Sushi
I've Never Been Snowboarding
I've Never Had Sex At A Friend's House While They Were Throwing A Party
I've Never Had Sex In A Dressing Room
I've Never Flashed Anyone
I've Never Met Anyone from Online
I've Never Been Pregnant
I've Never Had Sex on a Beach

Comments

[ruckiss.livejournal.com]

Okay, characters this time:

Teddy Duchamp, Gordy Lachance (I think that's how you spell it), and Chris Chambers.

Jack, Will Turner, Elizabeth.

Merry, Pippin, Frodo.

Jordan Catalano, Angela Chase, Ricky/Rayanne (it's cheating, I know, but I don't know how to separate them).

Zach, Natalie, and Peter (or their characters, respectively).

aaaaannnnnddddd GO!

[koncupiscence.livejournal.com]

ooooh, good ones!

~ okay, contrary to my fifteen year old self, thirty (ish) year old me would toss teddy off the cliff. i guess i'd marry gordie because, you know, a wil wheaton/richard dryfus thing ain't bad. and therefore i'd have lots of hot sex with chris (i initially wanted to marry chris, but then i remembered he dies. and i'm selfish and want to grow old with someone).

~ jack, will, or elizabeth? next to impossible to decide ajklsfa;js!!! .................... okay. i shall marry my pirate, will, that is. and i think i'll shag elizabeth, cuz... you know, keira. :D but the teeth and smell and overall health hazard that is jack is kinda freaking me out, so... besides, he's used to going over cliffs and surviving. afterall, he's captain jack sparrow, mate.

~ okay, definitely marrying merry. :p and i think i'll have hot silly sex with pippin. frodo can angst and pout all he wants as he's falling off the cliff (no doubt sam would be waiting at the bottom for him).

~ ricky/rayanne, as much as i adore them, are getting drop-kicked. too high maintenance. jordon would be for sex. definitely, for sex. yes, sex indeed. oh, god, yes. mmmhmmm. yes. oh, catalano, yes. sex, lots and lots of sex. guh...

sorry, where was i? oh, right. and i'd marry angela.

~ ooh, this is a tough one, too. okay as gs characters: cliff to zach :(, shag peter, marry natalie. as themselves: marry zach, shag peter, cliff natalie.

*cartwheels* :D