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[koncupiscence]

if i hear my mother describe arugula as 'peppery' one more time, i swear to god i'm going to lose my shit.

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[koncupiscence.livejournal.com]

BUT IT'S NOT IS THE THING. :|

i know giada de laurentiis claims it is (every time she ever mentions arugula). therefore my mother is constantly going on about arugYOUla and how peppery it is. BUT IT'S NOT. it's like lettuce. or baby spinach without the dirt. it's good! i eat a lot of it. but never once has it reminded me of pepper.

and even if it were peppery? i don't need it described to me every goddamn time the word is mentioned. WE EAT IT A LOT. I KNOW WHAT IT TASTES LIKE, MOM. *BANGS HEAD REPEATEDLY*

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*tries to re-engage zen*

[slightlytricky.livejournal.com]

*pets your head*

[koncupiscence.livejournal.com]

*curls into your lap*

let's go back to the birthday place.

[slightlytricky.livejournal.com]

Okies. Today? I went to have a mexican feast at Memo's. And it was yummy. And then I happened to mention to the very charming waiter that i was out by myself because I was enjoying my birthday! So he brought me some fried ice cream. because apparently fat girls need all the dessert they can get.

[koncupiscence.livejournal.com]

well, nobody turns down fried ice cream! \o/

did he stick a candle in it and round everyone up to sing feliz cumpleanos? :D

[slightlytricky.livejournal.com]

no, they took pity on me.

[slightlytricky.livejournal.com]

also, there are pictures soon.