koncupiscence: (orli poke by: caitie_icons)
koncupiscence ([personal profile] koncupiscence) wrote2005-02-03 09:18 am

uh...

note to self:

on the mornings that you oversleep and do not have time to shower before work, please try to at least remember deodorant. your staff will thank you.

[identity profile] slightlytricky.livejournal.com 2005-02-03 03:12 pm (UTC)(link)
*sniffs you*

[identity profile] koncupiscence.livejournal.com 2005-02-03 04:09 pm (UTC)(link)
*revives you and helps you up*

[identity profile] ruckiss.livejournal.com 2005-02-03 03:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, at least you put perfume on.

*runs to duane reade for you*

[identity profile] koncupiscence.livejournal.com 2005-02-03 04:12 pm (UTC)(link)
i was sitting on the train, and then *head tilt* huh. that's not right. d'oh!

*applies discretely at my desk*

[identity profile] teawithbears.livejournal.com 2005-02-03 04:36 pm (UTC)(link)
i once forgot to put on a bra. that was fun. not.

[identity profile] ruckiss.livejournal.com 2005-02-03 05:06 pm (UTC)(link)
With breasts my size, I try to always wear one, mostly because I don't want to hurt anyone, namely myself.

[identity profile] koncupiscence.livejournal.com 2005-02-03 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
you could take out a small country with those. best to keep them locked and loaded.

or something.

[identity profile] teawithbears.livejournal.com 2005-02-04 08:10 am (UTC)(link)
Or you could hire someone to hold them for you.

What?

[identity profile] teawithbears.livejournal.com 2005-02-04 08:10 am (UTC)(link)
SERIOUSLY.

It was one of those things where your bra and shirt are in the dryer, but you're running late, so you throw on any random t-shirt that's remotely clean and shovel in some food and whack on some make-up, and then totally forget about the changing you intended to do before you run out the door and go OW OW OW OW OW running up the stairs to class and realize and nearly die and then get hit on by the substitute professor for the section you were late for.

What?

[identity profile] koncupiscence.livejournal.com 2005-02-03 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
fun visual though. :p

but yes, it's baffling how we can completely forget to do something that we do every. single. day. and have done for years and years and years.

[identity profile] teawithbears.livejournal.com 2005-02-04 08:12 am (UTC)(link)
You just want me for my body. My mind means nothing in this relationship, does it?

I do that kind of thing a lot, but it was a pretty big lapse even for me.

<3!

[identity profile] koncupiscence.livejournal.com 2005-02-06 04:24 pm (UTC)(link)
you do have a sweet body, m'dear, but it's your wit and intellect that put a smile on my face time and time again. ♥

OMG IS IT MARCH YET WTF?!

[identity profile] thejennabides.livejournal.com 2005-02-03 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
*snoogles you anyhow!*

[identity profile] koncupiscence.livejournal.com 2005-02-03 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
\o/

er, um, sorry... *lowers arms and flails on the inside only*

[identity profile] koncupiscence.livejournal.com 2005-02-03 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
*purrs*