uh...

[koncupiscence]

note to self:

on the mornings that you oversleep and do not have time to shower before work, please try to at least remember deodorant. your staff will thank you.

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[ruckiss.livejournal.com]

With breasts my size, I try to always wear one, mostly because I don't want to hurt anyone, namely myself.

[koncupiscence.livejournal.com]

you could take out a small country with those. best to keep them locked and loaded.

or something.

[teawithbears.livejournal.com]

Or you could hire someone to hold them for you.

What?

[teawithbears.livejournal.com]

SERIOUSLY.

It was one of those things where your bra and shirt are in the dryer, but you're running late, so you throw on any random t-shirt that's remotely clean and shovel in some food and whack on some make-up, and then totally forget about the changing you intended to do before you run out the door and go OW OW OW OW OW running up the stairs to class and realize and nearly die and then get hit on by the substitute professor for the section you were late for.

What?