1. Elijah's eyes or Billy's eyes: Oh, come on! Elijah’s, hello?!
2. Dom or Billy: Dom
3. Viggo or Orlando: Orlando - shoosh
4. Elijah or Sean Astin: Elijah
5. Dom's smile or Billy's smile: Dom’s
6. (Frodo & Sam) or (Merry & Pippin): Frodo and Sam – I just can’t get over the whole cousins thing…
7. Legolas or Aragorn: Legolas – we lurves the purty elveses
8. FOTR, TTT or ROTK (movie): Yes please!
9. FOTR, TTT or ROTK (book): TTT
10. Hobbit feet or elf ears: Elf ears, elf ears, we all scream for elf ears!
11. Elves, hobbits, or dwarves: Uh, I’ll take Elves for 800 Alex.
12. Rivendell, Mirkwood or Lothlorien: Riv--, ooh but Loth--, wait Leggys from Mirk--. Nope, nope, I’m going with Lothlorien, the lady Galadriel trumps all.
13. Gandalf or Saruman: Gandalf with his pipeweed!
14. Arwen, Galadriel, Rosie or Eowyn: Galadriel, then Arwen, then Eowyn, and never Rosie… like ever…
15. Nazgul or The Ents: Ents, most definitely the ents.
16. Into The West, May It Be or Steward Of Gondor: Steward of Gondor *heart sinks*
17. Gollum or Grima: Uh... Do I hafta? Okay… Grima, at least he’s human. I’ll just close my eyes and pretend it’s a different certain greasy filthy human, yeah. Wait, is this a sex thing or just… uh, nevermind.
18. King Theoden or Denethor: Theoden – no side of crazy for me thanks.
19. Minas Tirith or Minas Morgul: Minas Tirith because I’m a sucker for that lovely tree logo.
20. FOTR commentary or TTT commentary: Yes please!
21. Elijah's butt or Dom's butt: Dom's… next to Elijah’s.
22. Haldir or Elrond: Are you kidding?! Haldir, Haldir. Never Elrond, never – maybe as a drag queen in the outback, but… nope, nope, never Elrond.
23. Eomer or Faramir: Eomer. Yes, Eomer. Yes, Eomer, yes, yes, yes!!!
24. Gondor or Rohan: Gondor. What can I say, I love that damn tree! And I’m not really into horses, sorry Eomer, but thanks it was fun.
25. (Aragorn & Arwen) or (Eowyn & Faramir): Aragorn & Arwen – I adore how he devours her at the end of RotK. Aww, poor Leggy… eh, he’ll join them later, I’m sure, in the NC-17 extended edition.
2. Dom or Billy: Dom
3. Viggo or Orlando: Orlando - shoosh
4. Elijah or Sean Astin: Elijah
5. Dom's smile or Billy's smile: Dom’s
6. (Frodo & Sam) or (Merry & Pippin): Frodo and Sam – I just can’t get over the whole cousins thing…
7. Legolas or Aragorn: Legolas – we lurves the purty elveses
8. FOTR, TTT or ROTK (movie): Yes please!
9. FOTR, TTT or ROTK (book): TTT
10. Hobbit feet or elf ears: Elf ears, elf ears, we all scream for elf ears!
11. Elves, hobbits, or dwarves: Uh, I’ll take Elves for 800 Alex.
12. Rivendell, Mirkwood or Lothlorien: Riv--, ooh but Loth--, wait Leggys from Mirk--. Nope, nope, I’m going with Lothlorien, the lady Galadriel trumps all.
13. Gandalf or Saruman: Gandalf with his pipeweed!
14. Arwen, Galadriel, Rosie or Eowyn: Galadriel, then Arwen, then Eowyn, and never Rosie… like ever…
15. Nazgul or The Ents: Ents, most definitely the ents.
16. Into The West, May It Be or Steward Of Gondor: Steward of Gondor *heart sinks*
17. Gollum or Grima: Uh... Do I hafta? Okay… Grima, at least he’s human. I’ll just close my eyes and pretend it’s a different certain greasy filthy human, yeah. Wait, is this a sex thing or just… uh, nevermind.
18. King Theoden or Denethor: Theoden – no side of crazy for me thanks.
19. Minas Tirith or Minas Morgul: Minas Tirith because I’m a sucker for that lovely tree logo.
20. FOTR commentary or TTT commentary: Yes please!
21. Elijah's butt or Dom's butt: Dom's… next to Elijah’s.
22. Haldir or Elrond: Are you kidding?! Haldir, Haldir. Never Elrond, never – maybe as a drag queen in the outback, but… nope, nope, never Elrond.
23. Eomer or Faramir: Eomer. Yes, Eomer. Yes, Eomer, yes, yes, yes!!!
24. Gondor or Rohan: Gondor. What can I say, I love that damn tree! And I’m not really into horses, sorry Eomer, but thanks it was fun.
25. (Aragorn & Arwen) or (Eowyn & Faramir): Aragorn & Arwen – I adore how he devours her at the end of RotK. Aww, poor Leggy… eh, he’ll join them later, I’m sure, in the NC-17 extended edition.