I've Never - Finally!

I have been looking for this fic for what feels like fucking ever! I read it last year and then proceeded to completely forget where I found it, poof, gone. And then a recent random post on fellow_shippers led me right to it, thank you!

And it's not the sex that gets to me in this fic (I mean, it's okay) but what's absolutely brilliant is the game that leads up to it. Not only because my friends and I used to play "I Never" back in the day (a slightly less grammatically correct version), but mostly because all the characterizations are spot on. More than once did I laugh out loud and that's always a true testament, imo.

reads again and prints - never to be lost ever again

Just call me Thumper!

Your Lord of the Rings Vacation by dr_fabulous
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Lucky day	MondayTuesdayWednesdayThursdayFridaySaturdaySunday
You spend your holiday with	Orlando Bloom
Where?	The Greek islands
You spend your days	Maxing out his credit cards
... and your nights	Shagging like rabbits
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