gip: yes, those would be weasley feet

you know it's time to step away from LJ when you start speaking as if you're posting. last night before heading out to see Anchorman, which was hilarious, by the way, i peaked into my wallet and then proceeded to say, "oh, that won't be enough. *grabs another twenty.*" yes, indeedy, folks, i actually said. out loud. "grabs another twenty" as though it were in between *'s.

*rolls eyes at self omgwtf*

so with that, i decided to get out of the house today, and seeing that it was absolutely gorgeous out, headed to the park, harry potter PoA in hand. i managed to sit half shaded half sunning for most of the day, and by rotating positions periodically, walked away with only the slightest pink tint - as opposed to my usual pasty whiteness. i learned long ago that what most people call "a tan" was unattainable, so now i settle for merely "not frying". i suppose my skin thanks me for it. in fact, not too long ago, someone questioned whether or not i was 18 yet. BAHAHAHAHAHAHA... i had to laugh, and wanted to pet the poor dear, but instead just said oh yes, i am well over 18, thanks. =)

ps, anchorman? fun-nay! if you like that crew. i'd say it was better than both starsky & hutch and dodgeball even. will ferrell rocks my socks, yo.

more convos from the couch...

*discussing the important issues facing our generation today*

me: see, i know luke is conventionally more attractive, but i still prefer owen.
roomie: i pick luke. but i know, you have issue with his jaw.
me: yes. i'll take crooked nose over enormous jaw any day. but it's not just that. owen's got character. and luke is just so... plain. bland. he's vanilla.
roomie: but you love vanilla!
me: tis true. but i don't want just vanilla. i also love chocolate! i want a little of both, damn it! why must i choose? (riddled with double entendre omg)
roomie: *nod* you want neapolitan.
me: yes! i am the strawberry still looking for my vanilla and chocolate to complete me! and we will be one happy neapolitan family! \o/


uses appropriate icon, keywords: neapolitan love :)

*tear*

bruce willis just took ben's place to stay behind and blow up the asteroid. *sniff*

why do i love this movie? i'm such a loser.