professional life-ruiner extraordinaire

[koncupiscence]

typically in these parts, birthday celebrations are relegated primarily to the top tier: orlando, gerard, frank. and yet here i am. completely at a loss. :|

i don't know what kind of black magic you're employing, evans, but it needs to stop. aside from being ridiculously beautiful, you're not even my type! but i'm already watching (and buying) terrible movies because of you. i recognize the signs.



happy 31st, asshole.

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[fleurdeliser.livejournal.com]

FOR SERIOUS, HE IS NOT MY TYPE. And yet. AND YET.

[clarkward.livejournal.com]

The time is now. You want to watch The Losers on Saturday, or have you already seen it?

[koncupiscence.livejournal.com]

IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE BUT I WANT TO CLIMB HIM LIKE A TREE AND WORSHIP HIS NOSE

@_@

[koncupiscence.livejournal.com]

i have not seen it yet, but very much want to! i bought What's Your Number and watched it last night. oi. the good news is he's practically naked 85% of the time! that charming motherfucker.

[azewewish.livejournal.com]

Trust me when I say that he is SO ridiculously charming in The Losers that you'll fall for him all over again.

Also, The Cell and London are TERRIBLE movies, but worth watching for him & Jason Statham being all hot.

[http://users.livejournal.com/desertelf_/]

AHAHAHAHAAHA this made me cackle out loud. It also makes me feel like less of a cradle luster knowing that he's exactly my age (at least for a few months). YAY!

[koncupiscence.livejournal.com]

ahhhhhhhh as if i need to be MORE into him at this point. /o\

two more to add to the list, fantastic. honestly, that avengers dvd cannot possibly come out fast enough. i'm going to go broke waiting for it.

[azewewish.livejournal.com]

I happen to OWN all three of these gems, if you decide you would like to save some money. *g*

[koncupiscence.livejournal.com]

HE'S TURNING MY WORLD UPSIDE DOWN ALL I WANT TO DO IS STARE AT HIS STUPID FACE

but yes, at least he's in his 30s. that's... something. /o\

[koncupiscence.livejournal.com]

movie night at chez krit! or i can come to you!:D

[azewewish.livejournal.com]

Either way, dude, let's do this!!

[bunnysquee.livejournal.com]

*laughs behind hand*

i thought thor was your honey?

[koncupiscence.livejournal.com]

he was! is! idk! apparently he was the gateway drug or something. /o\

[bunnysquee.livejournal.com]

*so much laughing*