professional life-ruiner extraordinaire

[koncupiscence]

typically in these parts, birthday celebrations are relegated primarily to the top tier: orlando, gerard, frank. and yet here i am. completely at a loss. :|

i don't know what kind of black magic you're employing, evans, but it needs to stop. aside from being ridiculously beautiful, you're not even my type! but i'm already watching (and buying) terrible movies because of you. i recognize the signs.



happy 31st, asshole.

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[fleurdeliser.livejournal.com]

FOR SERIOUS, HE IS NOT MY TYPE. And yet. AND YET.

[clarkward.livejournal.com]

The time is now. You want to watch The Losers on Saturday, or have you already seen it?

[http://users.livejournal.com/desertelf_/]

AHAHAHAHAAHA this made me cackle out loud. It also makes me feel like less of a cradle luster knowing that he's exactly my age (at least for a few months). YAY!

[bunnysquee.livejournal.com]

*laughs behind hand*

i thought thor was your honey?