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ATTN: SMART FRIENDS!

IS IT:

chris evans' ass OR chris evans's ass

i feel like a dolt for not knowing this, and the internet isn't providing a clear answer. one site even suggests always saying the ass of chris evans instead. really? REALLY? the mom of chris evans. the dog of chris evans. THE EVERYTHING OF CHRIS EVANS? there has to be a better way. halp me, flisters, you're my only hope.

in other news, ( happy 4th of july! )

and now i'm off to see the amazing spider-man. :D not bad for a wednesday.

typically in these parts, birthday celebrations are relegated primarily to the top tier: orlando, gerard, frank. and yet here i am. completely at a loss. :|

i don't know what kind of black magic you're employing, evans, but it needs to stop. aside from being ridiculously beautiful, you're not even my type! but i'm already watching (and buying) terrible movies because of you. i recognize the signs.