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koncupiscencesomeone recently posted an au where mike had secretly been in the military (as a sniper, etc) prior to working at pearson hardman. no idea if it's any good - i bailed out early on because it wasn't what i wanted. i thought it was going to continue being a secret, him living this double life, but no, he told everyone right away once he was called back up (or something, idk).
and i would normally say, OH WELL, moving on, but instead i am now DESPERATELY craving a 'point of no return' au. as in, I NEED IT LIKE BURNING. lanky mike ross as lanky bridget fonda. maybe grammy already died and mike fell harder into a life of crime (and drugs) after getting booted from college (with trevor's help, obvs). yadda yadda, he gets this 'opportunity'/alternative-to-death and we see him train to become a bad-ass killing machine... and lawyer (?) - maybe that's his high class cover??? WHATEVER, DETAILS. BASICALLY I JUST WANT MIKE SECRETLY ASSASSINATING SOMEONE FROM A HOTEL BATHROOM WHILE HE AND HARVEY ARE ON A BUSINESS TRIP (DURING MARDI GRAS /o/).
which, okay, dilemma. is harvey instead the gabriel byrne character, the handler who is secretly/not-so-secretly in love with mike? it would totally work, with jessica running the whole operation, and then especially to have rachel be the dermot mulroney schlub from whom mike keeps HIS BIG SECRET (hey, canon, hey), but...
i don't want UST-y mike/harvey, damn it! WE HAVE THAT ALREADY. i want ALL THE SEX mike/harvey with a hefty helping of ALL THE SECRETS AND LIES between them and the dramalama that thus ensues! but especially: MIKE TAKING SOMEONE OUT FROM THE HOTEL BATHROOM WHILE HARVEY'S ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE DOOR UNAWARES ("is everything okay in there?" "fine, be out in a sec..." ajsdklfj;sda).
and, you know, super skilled secret sniper baby-faced ninja assassin mike ross. WHAT'S NOT TO LOVE.
somebody make this happen! (she says into the wind...) *clap clap*
and i would normally say, OH WELL, moving on, but instead i am now DESPERATELY craving a 'point of no return' au. as in, I NEED IT LIKE BURNING. lanky mike ross as lanky bridget fonda. maybe grammy already died and mike fell harder into a life of crime (and drugs) after getting booted from college (with trevor's help, obvs). yadda yadda, he gets this 'opportunity'/alternative-to-death and we see him train to become a bad-ass killing machine... and lawyer (?) - maybe that's his high class cover??? WHATEVER, DETAILS. BASICALLY I JUST WANT MIKE SECRETLY ASSASSINATING SOMEONE FROM A HOTEL BATHROOM WHILE HE AND HARVEY ARE ON A BUSINESS TRIP (DURING MARDI GRAS /o/).
which, okay, dilemma. is harvey instead the gabriel byrne character, the handler who is secretly/not-so-secretly in love with mike? it would totally work, with jessica running the whole operation, and then especially to have rachel be the dermot mulroney schlub from whom mike keeps HIS BIG SECRET (hey, canon, hey), but...
i don't want UST-y mike/harvey, damn it! WE HAVE THAT ALREADY. i want ALL THE SEX mike/harvey with a hefty helping of ALL THE SECRETS AND LIES between them and the dramalama that thus ensues! but especially: MIKE TAKING SOMEONE OUT FROM THE HOTEL BATHROOM WHILE HARVEY'S ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE DOOR UNAWARES ("is everything okay in there?" "fine, be out in a sec..." ajsdklfj;sda).
and, you know, super skilled secret sniper baby-faced ninja assassin mike ross. WHAT'S NOT TO LOVE.
somebody make this happen! (she says into the wind...) *clap clap*