the fug never ends

[koncupiscence]

this is truly my new favorite thing.

mah favorite bits (but seriously, you have to go to the site and check out the photos and additional commentary. hoodoogie, good times i tell ya):

Britney:
Ma! Billy Ray! Break out the Cheetos and the Two-Buck Chuck, ya heah, 'cuz Cousin-Aunt Britney done near outfugged herself.

JC Chasez:
Ever since he left NSYNC, JC Chasez looks about ten years older and has developed serious problems with his hair.

This is a heartthrob? He's got a stumpy nose and some fugly windblown AC Slater hair.

At first I thought, "Aw, he's got a young child on his lap who loves him, and he's singing to her." Then I realized said child is wearing fishnet stockings, and therefore I can safely guess that the creature on JC's knee is in fact a woman over the age of eighteen, who has no excuse for wearing those lime-green hot pants -- and who, by the bulge of things, might also have a dick.

Svetlana Khorkina:
Nothing is more terrifying than a full-on close-up on TV of her staring down the vault, ready to take off toward it. Her jaw is set just-so, her cheeks suck in as if she had a pound of lemon pieces in her mouth, and she's got the murderous glint in the eye of a woman who is coming after you and has every intention of eating your baby.

Courtney Peldon, mystery fug:
At the ripe young age of 23, she has given herself the look and feel of a 32-year old woman who is desperately trying to trick people into thinking she's 19. It's quite a stunning achievement.

and check out the profiles of the women who run the fugspot, esp jessica's brenda walsh profile!

Likes: fake accents (French, Brooklyn); bangs; rebellious surfers with Porsches; vests; ill-advised elopements; the dramatic arts; bodysuits.

Dislikes: Controlling parents; when your best friend and your boyfriend hook up while you're stuck in France with a virgin and they try to pretend that it's because they're soulmates or something when it's actually just that they're cheaters; sanctimonious twin brothers; getting robbed at gunpoint; driving.

also? super big squishy hugs to tricky and tea puddin'. just cuz.

and look! dead poets society fic, neil/todd, from jacito. <3 i didn't know people wrote them. *happy sigh* there should be more of that. *firm nod*

and where's elfy? she don gone missin'.

and i miss beej. *clings paris style to her ankles*