professional life-ruiner extraordinaire

typically in these parts, birthday celebrations are relegated primarily to the top tier: orlando, gerard, frank. and yet here i am. completely at a loss. :|

i don't know what kind of black magic you're employing, evans, but it needs to stop. aside from being ridiculously beautiful, you're not even my type! but i'm already watching (and buying) terrible movies because of you. i recognize the signs.



happy 31st, asshole.