Fine, I'll do it too...

[koncupiscence]

yoinked from teawithbears

y'all know the rules by now, yes?
strike = no sex
bold = yes please!
italics = for $$? okay.
add 3 of your own at the bottom.

1. Joel Tobeck
2. Craig Parker
3. James Phelps
4. Oliver Phelps
5. Tom Felton
6. Rupert Grint
7. Garrett Hedlund
8. Draco Malfoy
9. Eric Bana - but only if sparcck can join us
10. Achilles
11. Colin Farrell - but only if thejennabides can join us
12. Daniel Radcliffe
13. Emma Watson
14. Elijah Wood - trust me, i know he's beautiful. i just don't want to shag him.
15. Dominic Monaghan - i don't mind tackling him on my own, but i certainly wouldn't object to strawberryelfsp joining us.
16. Viggo Mortensen
17. Alan Rickman
18. Jason Isaacs
19. Lucius Malfoy
20. Jack Sparrow - bad breath and all
21. Legolas Greenleaf - YES! and with any luck, aragorn will join us
22. Carlos (from Love Actually)
23. Brian Kinney
24. Justin Taylor
25. Emmett Honeycutt
26. Shane (from The L Word) - there needs to be more nekkid shane on that show!
27. Angelina Jolie
28. Jessica Alba
29. Drew Barrymore - Please!
30. Melanie Marcus
31. Ben (from QaF)
32. Michael Novotny - possibly Hal, but Michael? no.
33. Johnny Depp - a thousand times, YES
34. Jensen Ackles
35. Doc Roe (Band of Brothers)
36. Older Simba (The Lion King)
37. Liam Neeson
38. Christian Bale
39. Hayden Christensen
40. Jude Law - lick lick lick
41. Keanu Reeves
42. Ewan McGregor - come what may all over me please
43. Hans Matheson
44. Hugh Jackman - only as Wolverine
45. Heath Ledger
46. Agamemnon
47. Priam
48. Anthony Hopkins
49. Edward Norton
50. Kiefer Sutherland
51. Billy Boyd
52. Merlin Luck (Aus Big Brother)
53. Karl Urban
54. Gollum/Smeagol
55. Dobby
56. Cardboard Cut out Legolas - duh, i do every night. er...
57. Daniel Johns (Silverchair)
58. John Mayer
59. Avril Lavigne
60. Mark Ferguson
61. Josh Duhamel
62. Jonathan Rhys-Meyers
63. Keira Knightley
64. Kiran Shah (Frodo's scale double)
65. Leopold (from Kate and Leopold)
66. Andy Serkis
67. Sean Bean - only if thejennabides and i can service him together
68. Orlando Bloom - ...i have no words. just, yes.
69. Brad Pitt - jenn, you want in on this one too?
70. Tobey Maguire
71. Jason Statham
72. Jake Gyllenhaal - sure, but this time teawithbears must join us
73. James Franco
74. Jennifer Garner
75. Mr. Sark (Alias)
76. Tim Drake (Robin III)
77. Nate Grey (X-Man)
78. Xander Harris - ha! that could be fun.
79. Eminem
80. Anna Paquin
81. Joaquin Phoenix
82. Catherine Zeta-Jones
83. Harry Potter
84. Macauley Culkin - i'm oddly intrigued by this thought
84. Naomi Watts
85. Kate Winslet
86. Parminder Nagra
87. Sean Astin - only so i could have a threeway with bodygardener
88. Norman Reedus - yep, you guessed it, get over here slightlytricky
89. Johnny Knoxville - OMG HE IS TEH UBERHAWT! SEX ON LEGS I TELL YA, YUM!!!

eta: if anyone else wants in on the action, let me know, i'm always up for a tagteam. =) the more the merrier i say! *winkwink nudgenudge"

Comments

[teawithbears.livejournal.com]

You are so totally on for Jake.

BUT WHYFORE NO LOVE FOR RUPERT AND DAN??

I didn't think about Jack Sparrow having bad breath. Huh. Maybe I could get him drunk, so as to kill whatever might be growing in his mouth with the alcohol. Ooh, but what about what's growing in his hair??

And Xander. YES! Xander. Also, Oz. And Spike. And Gunn. And Wesley.

And I should have added JOEL BARISH. Not to mention JONES DILLON. And BARRET BONDEN. And NINO FROM AMELIE. And... I'll go now.

[koncupiscence.livejournal.com]

we will make jake our bitch. >:) *whoopah*

rupert is turning into quite the little hottie; i like the stoner look he's been sporting lately. but he and dan are babies to me, i think they're half my age. it just gives me the heebie jeebies.

as for jack sparrow, might i suggest rum? and a good flea bath.

Xander & Spike, that would make for a lovely sammich. as would Willow and Tara - and Anya. and i always did like Giles... hell, give me Joss!

so you take joel and i'll take clem, deal?

[camillafarfalla.livejournal.com]

My, what good taste you have! I'd be up for being in on ORLANDO just about any of these. And ORLANDO. mmmmorli.

Do you for real have a cardboard cut-out Legolas? Bc I do! And have met very few other people who also have him. Them, really, bc Gimli is there too; the cut-out unfortunately being faithful to bookverse rather than movie slashiness (I'm all about Legolas and Gimli in the book, but I'd rather have the Man/Elf love going on in my room, thanks). Anyway, it was a gift. But I love them. And recommend them as a charming addition to any style decor if you don't actually have them. *g*

[koncupiscence.livejournal.com]

*shudder* there should never be any elf/dwarf action going on, book or movie. that's just... ew. buddies, fine, but i'm all about the legolas/aragorn yummy goodness.

and you are so lucky!!1 *jealous* i don't actually have a cardboard leggy, but i wish i did! i do, however, have a legolas bookmark - which is also made out of paper, and sits beside my bed, so... yeah.

and sharing orlando? hmm... he's the only one i would want all to myself. but i shouldn't be so greedy, so... after we've had a few rounds alone, sure, jump on in. in fact, the more that i think about it... yes! please do indeed. ;)