once upon a time
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koncupiscenceoh, old skool crackfic lotrips_finders, you make me laugh.
It was a viggorli I think where Orlando was a disabled orphan and Viggo was a vampire who would visit him. Orlando got badly burned in a fire, so Viggo gave him some of his blood to heal him. I think he then took Orlando in, Orlando was able to walk again and became a dancer.
speaking of orlando... i have a few thoughts on this set of photos. one, i hate the fucking paparazzi. two, orlando's wearing a grandpa sweater <3. three, he's still wearing trinkets around his neck (though they appear to be different ones... out with the old, in with the new, perhaps). four, i... have no strong feelings for miranda kerr, aside from extreme indifference. i think it's because i just know nothing about her, except that she's a model and is dating mister bloom. (and that he never looks terribly happy around her, but that's likely more to do with the fucking paparazzi as mentioned in number one above, and less to do with her. i assume, anyhow.) but what i can tell you, what i do know, is that I WANT HER BAG.
RIGHT??
in news not orlandish, apparently complaining about my back yesterday was the key to it healing! this morning i woke up to find the knife extracted, and the steady firm press of thumbs in its place. still a solid ache, but it's progress and i'll take it. also, i have a pumpkin spice latte, so you know, THAT HELPS.
and sadly i wasn't able to get my porn on last night - sitting at the computer kills my back - but i was able to find a semi-decent position to curl up with an actual book. i'm reading odd thomas by dean koontz and completely loving it. IT'S SUCH GOOD FUN. \o/ i'm only about 50 pages from the end. om nom koontz' brain.
It was a viggorli I think where Orlando was a disabled orphan and Viggo was a vampire who would visit him. Orlando got badly burned in a fire, so Viggo gave him some of his blood to heal him. I think he then took Orlando in, Orlando was able to walk again and became a dancer.
speaking of orlando... i have a few thoughts on this set of photos. one, i hate the fucking paparazzi. two, orlando's wearing a grandpa sweater <3. three, he's still wearing trinkets around his neck (though they appear to be different ones... out with the old, in with the new, perhaps). four, i... have no strong feelings for miranda kerr, aside from extreme indifference. i think it's because i just know nothing about her, except that she's a model and is dating mister bloom. (and that he never looks terribly happy around her, but that's likely more to do with the fucking paparazzi as mentioned in number one above, and less to do with her. i assume, anyhow.) but what i can tell you, what i do know, is that I WANT HER BAG.
RIGHT??
in news not orlandish, apparently complaining about my back yesterday was the key to it healing! this morning i woke up to find the knife extracted, and the steady firm press of thumbs in its place. still a solid ache, but it's progress and i'll take it. also, i have a pumpkin spice latte, so you know, THAT HELPS.
and sadly i wasn't able to get my porn on last night - sitting at the computer kills my back - but i was able to find a semi-decent position to curl up with an actual book. i'm reading odd thomas by dean koontz and completely loving it. IT'S SUCH GOOD FUN. \o/ i'm only about 50 pages from the end. om nom koontz' brain.
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Date: 2008-10-30 04:42 pm (UTC)and yes yes yes, everything you said about lotrips_finders. usually i just roll my eyes and move along, but sometimes these GEMS just pop up! and what's even scarier is when people reply with "OMG I LOVE THAT ONE!" and "sadly, the author never finished it. she only got up to part 73." AAAAAAAAHHHH /o\
i've occasionally thought of removing it from my flist bc i never use it for its intended purpose, but oh, the entertainment value, it is too great.
likewise,
OH GOOD TIMES, GOOD TIMES. DDD:DDD
*grinds against you* ...wot?